A small conversation about threesomes.

September 19th, around 11 PM I soberly said, "After we came home I just played FFXI, which I've decided is my escape." The conversation before isn't really important. I was just ranting off lines, and, apparently, so was she.

"You really need a Saggitarius with a Gemini." She replied.

"Saggitarius? With a Gemini? You mean, like, a threesome?" I was all for that.

"Oh. My God. I WANT. THE FF11. THE FF11. THE WONDERFUL, FF11. WHAT ARE YOU! SHARE THE LOVE, BROTHA?" She spat out in almost orgasmic bursts.

"A Mithra," I replied. "People think I'm a girl and give me stuff. Heh."

She laughed. "Are you a female character?"

"Yeah. I figured, if I'm going to be staring at an ass all day, it might as well be a woman's. Because the camera is like, right there." I said. I used a gesture, but she didn't see it. "At first I was like, 'Hey, this isn't right.' You know, everyone thinking I'm a female in real life. But now I just kind of play into it. When people ask specifically, I just quietly ignore the question."

"Oh my god. We could have like, unofficial lesbian love one day."